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97188I’ve already been called naive, foolish and selfish for this so I don’t really care what else people tell me.
I’m just in that mind set and the right mood to wish for something quite simple: let me live my life out eternally stuck in various timelines of novels.
I don’t want to deal with relationships (this is inclusive of most kinds of relationships), people, uni or life.
I don’t feel secure enough to want to deal with anything or see anyone for a while. I just really, honestly want to read. I want the security books offer me. I don’t want to see people who are clingy, people who are self entitled or anyone really. Except my cats and best friend.
Nothing else.
If wanting to escape my life, even though it’s not particularly unfair or challenging or even tough, is selfish naive an foolish then bloody well sue me. I need an escape.
Maybe a few cups of tea also.
Telling someone they have to be happy when you yourself are not is pure bullshit.
Similarily, telling someone to keep hoping when you yourself have given up, is also pure bullshit.
food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE
BUT YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MY FOOOOOOOOD
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I have my priorities
This is really close to what I would actually say.
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
They are going to have a looooong night going thru my archives…
The sad thing is, you know the guy who’s job it’s going to be to look through all our blogs is going to be some 50 year old guy, in a suit and tie just scrolling through endless drawings and fics of gay porn. And when he goes home that night, his wife is going to be like “Hi Jim, how was your day?” And his hands will be shaking as he goes into his daughter’s room and snatches the computer from her desk and then smashes in on the driveway. When he goes back inside, his wife will ask him about and he’s just say, “So. Much. Gay. Porn.”
Oh, okay. You go right ahead. Look through my archives. You’ll need a lot of coffee.
“Why do all these kids love boats so much?”
He’d be talking to his co worker
“There was a bunch of galaxy themed backgrounds and star bucks and pictures of girls in short shorts on the beach and the rest wanted to tell me about homestuck. What the fuck was a mishapocalypse WHY IS THIS MAN’S FACE EVERYWHERE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. AND WHAT’S SHIPPING WHY DO THEY TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY” *breaks down crying*
He’ll be rocking back and forth in a corner, sucking on his thumb, and crying for his mother by the end of his shift, honestly.
By the end of it, he goes to his one direction Loving daughter “Their gay their all fucking gay.”
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I find it comical when women think I care about
Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flawsIf I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant
i love this
All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color.
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